The Deep Freeze

March 9th, 2010 chwazymoto 6 comments

The Deep Freeze

Submitted by: Break room at work via Oddly Specific

I don’t know, usually I go for something a little roomier. I need lots of head room in my fridge.

Well That’s No Fun

March 9th, 2010 chwazymoto 8 comments

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I don’t know what this place is, but if they felt the need to put up this sign, I want to visit.

Open Season

March 8th, 2010 chwazymoto 13 comments

Finally!

Submitted by: Wichita, KS via Oddly Specific

I’m not a hunter, but if this became legal, I’d learn.

Unless They’re Not

March 8th, 2010 chwazymoto 6 comments

Submitted by: Texan Candy Shop via Oddly Specific

Being self-employed is great because you can set your own hours.

It sucks for everyone else, though.

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Observe the Weight Limit

March 7th, 2010 Moriarty 19 comments

Observe the Weight Limit

Submitted by: Bathroom at our corporate office via Oddly Specific

I hope they installed scales.

Found it!

March 6th, 2010 Moriarty 16 comments

Found it!

Submitted by: in Canberra via Oddly Specific

Does it come with free refills?

A Wild Stickman Appears!

March 5th, 2010 Lady Of Odd 20 comments

Oh hello. Welcome back readers! Sorry I’ve been absent, but Sticky went AWOL and it’s hard to chase him down and post at the same time. But I’m making headway. Look, there he is now!

Stickman puts on his robe and wizard hat.
Wizard Robe and Hat
Oh, that’s not good.

Stickman casts Feral Blood Sucking Mount.
Mosquito Mount Away!
Oh God, that sounds terrify…oh nevermind. He must have gone back to town to buy new spells when I wasn’t looking. Good thing I bribed that spell merchant. Now to show off those skills I learned from the local Gym Leader.

Lady of Odd casts Lighting Bolt. It’s super effective!
Pew Pew Pew
Ha HA! Take that. Kids? What kids…YOU SEE NOTHING.

Well that gets Sticky back under control. If you see a Wild Stickman, please report him to me at LadyOfOdd@gmail.com

Until next week, readers!

Just Sit in the Dark

March 5th, 2010 chwazymoto 15 comments

Just Sit in the Dark

Submitted by: An office. Toronto, Canada via Oddly Specific

Either they’re scared of the dark or they’re really trying to cut back on energy costs.

But…but…

March 5th, 2010 chwazymoto 12 comments

But...But...

Submitted by: Hawaii (obviously) via Oddly Specific

Well now I’m just confused.

Rabid Squirrels!

March 4th, 2010 chwazymoto 20 comments

Rabid Squirrels!

Submitted by: San Francisco, CA via Oddly Specific

The very last line reads: “You will also seriously piss off the bitch who pays good money for this garage, and nobody wants that.”

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